Dear Reader(s),
As you know, it is on my list to attempt to break a World Record. After the Zumba-thon fail, (of which we no longer speak) and the fact that I seem to only find out about World Record Attempts after they have happened, I have decided that there is only one thing left to do.
Therefore, I have today, contacted Guinness World Records (TM) directly, to ask about setting a new Record.
This is a bona-fide true story.
The lovely people at Guinness are going to get back to me in 12 weeks to see whether or not it is viable. Apparently they get 1000 applications a week so I am guessing that it is not likely to be a successful application, so I will keep on searching for other record-breaking attempts as well.
As you were,
Many thanks